Clever way of getting his features in there
Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.
TUMBLR IS MAGICAL
|Valentine:||Why hasn't my daughter called me it's Father's Day|
|Valentine:||Or my bastard son|
|Valentine:||Or my gentically-altered not-son|
|Valentine:||Oh right I hate all of them|
|Valentine:||I am an amazing father|